Tuesday, February 28, 2012

20 Ideas

  1. Social communication
  2. global connections
  3. facebook and impact on relationships
  4. realness of virtual world
  5. civic obligations versus rights
  6. distance running
  7. paradox of giving
  8. freedom of speech issues
  9. comfort food
  10. smiling
  11. feed effects on meat
  12. healing wounds
  13. regency romance
  14. gardening
  15. national parks
  16. user friendliness
  17. grade inflation
  18. standardized testing
  19. socioeconomic status vs race
  20. political correctness
Ha ha! I challenge anyone and everyone to come up with a more random list than mine.

    Tuesday, February 21, 2012

    Peer Review Changes and Favorite Movies

    1) There are a few places that I will combine sentences.
    2) I will reword the sentences my peer reviewers said were awkward or unclear.
    3) I will take a closer look at my conclusion and try and make it crystal clear.

    These are some of my favorite movies
    -The Emperor's New Groove
    -Ever After
    -The Incredibles
    -National Treasure
    -The Fugitive
    -Sneakers
    -Insurrection
    -White Christmas

    Monday, February 20, 2012

    Love Letter (Shakespearean style)

    To the Fair Guinevere:

    I sit around this table with sad heart
    Away from thee depressed, my spirit weeps.
    My love is full as a complete circle
    Finished and whole, an unending line of
    Passion, unbroken as the seasons swing
    For thou enchantress  of my heart I write.

    Angels are said to oft times fall down from
    The azure sky, to meet mortals as we
    Toil and sing us softly through a life
    What immortal words their voices toll and
    Lead poor sinners through a dark and slipp'ry place

    Thou art as an angle sent to sing to
    Me and my heart of gravel and of stone
    To fuel my passion and give me a hope
    Of making this a sweeter trek through
    A wilderness. Kiss me, sweet chuck, and then
    I'll know your passion's just as mine and more.

    Your Lover,
    Lancelot

    Tuesday, February 14, 2012

    Love Similes

    1)They were as close as people on a Chinese subway.

    2)Unrequited love is like realizing that the dinner you made wasn't really as good as you originally thought; you were just super hungry.

    3)Her lips were as red as a violet. She had hypothermia.

    4)My heart beats for you like a frequency of 440 Hz against a frequency of 450 Hz.

    5)He stared into her eyes like a vampire stares at a phlebotomist.

    Monday, February 6, 2012

    Letters Explaining My Transgression

    To the Honorable Yu Rin Truble
    Dear Sir:
    Due to a set of unfavorable coincidences, I received my fourth traffic ticket resulting in a suspension of my driving privileges. I appreciate all the effort in takes to effectively run a government and I am a full supporter of the principle of due process, but I feel the charges against me are unwarranted. The circumstances surrounding my situation at the time of my fourth ticket make it unreasonable for this ticket to stand. There is a fine line between the spirit of the law and the letter. As a judge, surely you must understand that. If rushing a precious pet to the vet does not warrant a slight increase of speed, I'm sure I do not know what does. My boa constrictor needed me that day. I respectfully request that you review my case.
    Sincerely,
    Heather Johnson

    To my dear mother
    Dear Mom,
    How's going Mommy? Things are well here. I went to the basketball game last night and it was super fun. I'm doing really well in all my classes and all my tests went great this week. Things just seem to be falling into place for me. I even volunteered at the elementary school this week. The only bad thing this week was that Bernie had a massive stroke, so I had to rush him to the vet. On my way there, I had a bit of a run in with a cop, but things are ok. I think when I come to visit next weekend I'll will just try and catch a ride with someone.  You'll be proud of me; I'm planning on spending a lot less money on gas in the next little while. It's a great money saving plan I have worked up. I'll tell you more about it next weekend. Love ya lots!
    love, Heather

    To my classy classmates
    Hey guys,
    You'll never guess what happened last weekend. You know Bernie, my boa? So, he was like having a stroke so I had to rush him to the vet on Friday. The good news is he's okay. The bad news is I got a traffic ticket. Ridiculous I know. All I was doing was saving my pet's life! Anyway, here's the deal, this ticket was my fourth one, so yeah, no more driving for me. I feel super bad about not being able to drive to the concert, but I working on getting off the hook. Hopefully, you guys will back me up. It's way stupid that I got this ticket in the first place. I wasn't even going that fast and nobody ever really makes a complete stop. Besides my snake was DYING! Sometimes I think the cops are just out to get us. So....I may need a little help getting around until I can get this ticket resolved... you guys got my back right? You know I'd help you out.
    thanks,
    Heather

    Saturday, February 4, 2012

    I Found a Poem!!!!

    Original:
    Since their debut in 1986, The Peking Acrobats have redefined audience perceptions of Chinese acrobatics. They perform daring maneuvers atop a precarious pagoda of chairs. They are experts at treacherous feats of trick cycling, precision tumbling, somersaulting, and gymnastics. They defy gravity with amazing displays of contortion, flexibility, and control. They push the envelope of human possibility with astonishing juggling dexterity and incredible balancing feats, showcasing tremendous skill and ability. They are masters of agility and grace.
    Found Poem:
         Since their debut in 1986,
    The Peking Acrobats have redefined audience perceptions
         of Chinese acrobatics.
    They perform daring maneuvers
         atop a precarious pagoda
              of chairs.
    They are experts at treacherous feats
         of trick cycling,
              precision tumbling,
                   somersaulting, and
                        gymnastics.
    They defy gravity
         with amazing displays of contortion,
              flexibility, and
                   control.
    They push the envelope of human possibility
         with astonishing juggling dexterity and
              incredible balancing feats,
         showcasing tremendous
         skill
              and
              ability.
    They are masters of
         agility
              and
              grace.